Ben.Alone.Complex

Living in Portland, OR. I draw stuff on a better tumblr here: ben draws life

April 17, 2014 10:41 pm April 10, 2014 11:13 pm
trillaryclinton:

towongfoo:

chadleymacguff:

choctawaukerman:

honestly what the fuck is Kathy Griffin doing w/ her life

truly living it to the fullest

IM CRYIN

I just hollered

And why is Alan Tudyk with her?

trillaryclinton:

towongfoo:

chadleymacguff:

choctawaukerman:

honestly what the fuck is Kathy Griffin doing w/ her life

truly living it to the fullest

IM CRYIN

I just hollered

And why is Alan Tudyk with her?

(via ramondestroys)

April 8, 2014 9:00 pm
Huh.
Strange.
Because all of my damned email addresses are jam-packed with your damned promotional emails.

Huh.

Strange.

Because all of my damned email addresses are jam-packed with your damned promotional emails.

April 6, 2014 1:17 pm

Why can every shower curtain manufacturer agree on the number of hook holes in the curtains, but clothing and shoe companies can’t just agree on a universal system of measurement for clothes/shoes?

I get worked up over this every so often…

12:53 pm
http://lonelyapron.tumblr.com/post/81886113712/altonym-transitorystory-framesjanco-wine

altonym:

transitorystory:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends…

Until I was 27 or so, I couldn’t stand beer or wine at all. Like literally feeling sick just from the smell. Then one day I just noticed that I smelled beer but it didn’t bother me. Like it almost smelled good. A while later I sipped some of Kat’s beer only to actually like it a little. It was bizarre. Like it just clicked off at some point. Some beer and wines still just taste like ass water and ass juice respectively, but some I really enjoy a lot. Now I’m drinking them more often than whiskey, but part of that is just that liquor stores here are a pain to get to and close ridiculously early, since Oregon doesn’t sell it in grocery stores and such. Tl;dr: I totally understand both sides.
12:41 pm

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

ramondestroys:

10-year-old me: Wow idk that’s a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that’s so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that’s a lot of money

28-year-old me: Ehhh, it’s not much, but I don’t NEED _____, do I? Nah… well, it’s only $15, I’ll get it…. but it’s $15… maybe I shouldn’t…

(Source: safieg31)

April 5, 2014 3:39 am April 2, 2014 10:33 am March 30, 2014 9:45 pm 5:31 pm
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i was told….

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customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

(Source: aquilamon, via gabtron)

March 27, 2014 9:33 pm

randazzinator:

dirtyscum:

ghostwith-a-beatingheart:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

oh my god i am in tears

Oh my god.

OH MY GOOOOOD!

(via bampirevat)

March 25, 2014 8:53 pm

demontadark:

stopdreamingstarttrolling:

celestial-sexhair:

Why does an animated television show understand love better than government

can we just talk about the fact that Homer ships Lenny and Carl

Everyone ships lenny and carl

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via feverishpoptart)

March 24, 2014 2:04 pm

realguyfieri:

"As a matter of fact, KEVIN” is a really good phrase and I’m going to begin using it out of context.

(Source: tipps-mcfedora, via idostuff)

1:46 pm

johnathanmartel:

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kyletwebster:

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(via idostuff)

March 21, 2014 1:01 am