But…but…we endorse pregnancy as a
mandatory duty to the statechoice so no one is ever allowed to regret that!!!1!!****except if you’re a poc, poor, a drug addict, on welfare, a muslim, or an “illegal alien.” then we’d like to sterilize you for
ouryour own good.People regret relationships, so no more marriage!
CANADA REGRETS NICKELBACK, SO NO MORE MUSIC.
and justin bieber and celine dion. we’re sorry for that too
Do you have any idea how many bags of Funyuns and bottles of vodka I regret? The law is not your own personal bad idea prevention kit.
I regret Tony Abbott. Is there a way to make him illegal?
I regret going to college and getting so far in debt that I don’t think I’ll ever pay it off. Outlaw colleges and loans!
(Source: stfuhypocrisy)
stuff my face. WELP GUESS THAT MEANS EVERYONE SHOULD BECOME ANOREXIC.
I regret going to college and getting so far in debt that I don’t think I’ll ever pay it off. Outlaw colleges and loans!
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Do you know how many people regret what they post on the internet? I guess that should be illegal too. Oh wait……